Casual Friday
(via Sage Francis’ Twitter)
When Facebook allowed people to create URL names, this fucker scooped up the name right away. Not really even as a fan. Just to be a dick.
When he saw that Sage had to use www.facebook.com/theRealSageFrancis he took notice of that and posted a status update saying “I’m the REAL Sage Francis.”
Which is fine and all. Maybe he really is! MAYBE! But if that is so, then why does his info page says this:
Name: Joey Kugelman
Networks: Cal Poly Alum
Birthday: June 27, 1987
Email: catsandhats8@gmail.com
Mobile Number: 805.459.6235
Current City: San Luis Obispo, CA
AIM: moriartski
College: Cal Poly ‘10
physics
High School: Arroyo Grande High ‘05
Employer:california west
Position:assistant to the slum lord’s assistant
Description: i paint apartments for ungrateful minorities
I “get” you, man.
Good For Your Heart, Good For Your Penis