(via Sage Francis’ Twitter)
When Facebook allowed people to create URL names, this fucker scooped up the name right away. Not really even as a fan. Just to be a dick. When he saw that Sage had to use www.facebook.com/theRealSageFrancis he took notice of that and posted a status update saying “I’m the REAL Sage Francis.” Which is fine and all. Maybe he really is! MAYBE! But if that is so, then why does his info page says this: Name: Joey Kugelman Networks: Cal Poly Alum Birthday: June 27, 1987 Email: email@example.com Mobile Number: 805.459.6235 Current City: San Luis Obispo, CA AIM: moriartski College: Cal Poly ‘10 physics High School: Arroyo Grande High ‘05 Employer:california west Position:assistant to the slum lord’s assistant Description: i paint apartments for ungrateful minorities
I “get” you, man.
Good For Your Heart, Good For Your Penis